SUPER-FUNNY Christmas jokes for this Holiday season

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Today we are bringing to you some fun Christmas jokes. I thought these were really funny and I hope you like them! Well, I am so exited so let's go!

Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.
What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.
What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? It must have reindeer.

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.
What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? It must have reindeer.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
Where does Santa always stay when he goes on any vacation? At the ho-ho-ho-tel.
What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy? Orna-mints!
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? A pineapple!
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? Christmas chopping!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles.

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